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Silly Party Gets Serious (more or less)...

--- Forwarded mail from Bhavani <http://www.juno.com/~bhavaniowl>

To: http://dummy.us.eu.org/robert
Date: Tue, 4 Nov 2008 07:53:33 -0500
From: Bhavani <http://www.juno.com/~bhavaniowl>

*Thought I would be silly and send U this. ~Mommy Dearest
 
Dear bhaVANI,
 
The somewhat important 2008 election is upon us.
 
Silly though we may usually be, we at the Committee
to Elect Michael Palin President would like to take
a moment to say, in all seriousness...
 
VOTE!  
 
Vote like the wind!
 
Vote like you've never voted before!
 
Vote like your life depends on it!  (It may)
 
Vote like the ice caps are melting!  (They are)
 
Vote like if you don't then the Spanish Inquisition
will fry you up and toss you into a Spanish Omelet!
 
Vote like a crazed weasel with its head on fire that
has to vote in order for someone to dunk its head in
a bucket of water, thus dousing the fire and eliciting
a collective sigh of relief from every other potentially
flammable weasel, stoat or ocelot in the vicinity.
 
VOTE, YOU MISERABLE BASTARD, AS IF BY DOING SO YOU
CAN KEEP AN OIL-DRILLING, WOLF-KILLING, IGNORANT
ALASKAN MOOSE-MUNCHER FROM EVER GETTING HER IGNORANT,
WELL-MANICURED FINGER ANYWHERE NEAR THE BIG RED
ARMAGEDDON BUTTON!  (You can)
 
Ahem.  
 
We believe we've made our point.
 
*****************************************************
And now back to our regularly-scheduled silliness...
*****************************************************
 
SPLUNGE!
 
Until next time...
 
Your friends at the Temporarily Serious
Though Usually Quite Silly Party
 
P.S.  If you're not a U.S. citizen, please feel free
to close your eyes and vote metaphysically.
 
Michael Palin for President

11870 Santa Monica Blvd.
Suite 106-535
Los Angeles, CA
90025
US
 
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<DIV>Dear bhaVANI,</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>The somewhat important 2008 election is upon us.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Silly though we may usually be, we at the Committee<BR>to Elect Mic=
hael =

Palin President would like to take<BR>a moment to say, in all =

seriousness...</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>VOTE!  </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Vote like the wind!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Vote like you've never voted before!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Vote like your life depends on it!  (It may)</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Vote like the ice caps are melting!  (They are)</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Vote like if you don't then the Spanish Inquisition<BR>will fry you=
 up and =

toss you into a Spanish Omelet!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Vote like a crazed weasel with its head on fire that<BR>has to vote=
 in =

order for someone to dunk its head in<BR>a bucket of water, thus dousing=
 the =

fire and eliciting<BR>a collective sigh of relief from every other =

potentially<BR>flammable weasel, stoat or ocelot in the vicinity.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>VOTE, YOU MISERABLE BASTARD, AS IF BY DOING SO YOU<BR>CAN KEEP AN =

OIL-DRILLING, WOLF-KILLING, IGNORANT<BR>ALASKAN MOOSE-MUNCHER FROM EVER =
GETTING =

HER IGNORANT,<BR>WELL-MANICURED FINGER ANYWHERE NEAR THE BIG RED<BR>ARMA=
GEDDON =

BUTTON!  (You can)</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Ahem.  </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>We believe we've made our point.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>*****************************************************<BR>And now ba=
ck to =

our regularly-scheduled =

silliness...<BR>*****************************************************</D=
IV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>SPLUNGE!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Until next time...</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Your friends at the Temporarily Serious<BR>Though Usually Quite Sil=
ly =

Party</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>P.S.  If you're not a U.S. citizen, please feel free<BR>to clo=
se your =

eyes and vote metaphysically.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Michael Palin for President<BR><BR>11870 Santa Monica Blvd.<BR>Suit=
e =

106-535<BR>Los Angeles, CA<BR>90025<BR>US</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
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