Re: New England Temperature Conversion Chart

[http://dummy.us.eu.org/robert (Robert)]

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Date: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 19:08:57 -0500
From: Alice Hinchcliffe <http://www.aaahawk.com/~aliceh>
To: Beth Hinchliffe <http://www.AOL.com/~Hinchliffe>, 
 Doris Kerwin <http://www.webtv.net/~doriskerwin>,
 "slow and easy 2002 2002" <"slow and easy 2002 2002"@yahoo.com>, 
 Jennifer Smith <http://www.AOL.com/~JSLASH831>,
 Joyce Bettencourt <http://www.mindspring.com/~jjbet>,  http://www.hotmail.com/~jwpater, 
 Ken Lesnick <http://www.telecompsys.com/~klesnick>,
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 MJ Parlow <http://www.aol.com/~Parlow83>,
 Patrick Braham <http://www.aol.com/~Brahambam>, Robert <http://dummy.us.eu.org/robert>


http://www.aol.com/~AmbersMomm wrote:

> * 60° F:  Southern Cans shiver uncontrollably.  People in New 
> England sunbathe.
>       50° F:  New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.  People in New 
> England plant gardens.
>       40° F:  Italian & English cars won't start.  People in New 
> England drive with the windows down.
>       32° F:  Distilled water freezes.  Maine's Moose head Lake's 
> water gets thicker.
>       20° F:  Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool 
> hats.  People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
>       15° F:  New York landlords finally turn up the heat.  People in 
> New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>       0° F:  All the people in Miami die.  New Englanders close the 
> windows.
>       10° below zero:  Cans fly away to Mexico.  The Girl 
> Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
>       25° below zero:  Hollywood disintegrates.  People in New England 
> get out their winter coats.
>       40° below zero:  Washington DC runs out of hot air.  People in 
> New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
>       100° below zero:  Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.  New 
> Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
>       460° below zero:  All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the 
> Kelvin scale).   People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
>       500° below zero:  Hell freezes over.  The Red Sox win the World 
> Series.

     


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